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2004 Awards
Avon Make-up Award
Barbara Walker
...... who, with a quick dab of exotic makeup, won the Best Fancy Dress prize at South Wales Halloween Drop Out (a pity it was for the best witch outfit!)
European Rover Award
Alan Miller
...... who, as a result of his extensive travels with Anne this year, needs a reminder where to head when he wants to go home!
Dunlop Spare Wheel Award
Geoff Evans
...... who this year lost a wheel on his new bike - and this is meant to remind him that we only know him with THREE wheels, so get a move on and trike the new one!
Disco Ball Award
Anne Goulding
...... for trying to teach Greg how to jive and, while teaching him, winning the dance competition at the Avon Wing Ding!
Jamie Oliver Award
Greg Clarke
...... for his culinary efforts at the Wing Dings and the Treffen (he did try to poison us but it didn’t work – we asked for more!)
Unusual Parking Award
Steve Goulding
....... parked his bike on the side bars in front of a large crowd on the Promenade at Blackpool!
Treason Award
Nigel Mackintosh
...... who was apparently guilty of this offence, so grave that it inspired one writer to blast him in WingSpan (he would have committed hara-kiri except for the support given by the sensible members of GWOCGB!)
Pulitzer Award
Eddy Quayle
...... made such an outstanding contribution this year to comedy and fiction writing with his WingSpan musings (hopefully he will be able to jot down any more ideas when they occur and not make them up as he goes along!)
Sleeping Beauty Award
Anne Quayle
....... who successfully slept for three nights with a mobile phone under her mattress in an attempt to keep Greg’s mind off his work as they couldn’t then get hold of him and disturb his peace
Great British Breakfast Award
Joanna Mackintosh
...... who knows exactly what a Great British Breakfast should consist of – especially mushrooms (and successfully told the staff of the supermarket so when they didn’t want to give them to her!)